Husband after (sort of) eating his first raw kumquat: "If starvation were an issue, I don't think I'd rely on the kumquat."
Me (after trying to eat one, too, and spitting it out after 4 seconds): "There is a sweetness that's there, though."
Him: "Yeah, but it's buried under miles and miles of wicked tang."
He's right. Kumquats suck.